Hollywood heart throb Keanu Reeves stars as Johnny U-bend, in this high octane adventure yarn following the exploits of a bank-robbing surfing dude and his all-american high on drugs buddies.
Johnny Nevada is assigned to tracking down a bunch of thrill seeking criminals, who steal money from banks dressed as perverts and occasionally go snorkelling. Several people are killed before Johnny Morris finds his man and pretends he can surf.
Having befriended the gang, Johnny shags the gang leaders wife behind his back in a bid to gain his trust and then lies to her about his background to get into her knickers. The poor girl is then kidnapped and then held then for ransom at knifepoint to lure Johnny Cash to the crime scene.
The gang leader, played by the late great Patrick Swayze, then pulls on the rubber mask of a well known USA President, and jumps out of a plane without a parachute, before blowing someone's head off with a shotgun, and it's up to Johnny Vegas to stop him!
Johnny ends up having a fist fight with Patrick Swayze on a beach in Australia and letting him go so that he can break his neck in a great big tsunami wave heading towards the shore at 500 mph.
A real happy feel good buddy movie.
Johnny Nevada is assigned to tracking down a bunch of thrill seeking criminals, who steal money from banks dressed as perverts and occasionally go snorkelling. Several people are killed before Johnny Morris finds his man and pretends he can surf.
Having befriended the gang, Johnny shags the gang leaders wife behind his back in a bid to gain his trust and then lies to her about his background to get into her knickers. The poor girl is then kidnapped and then held then for ransom at knifepoint to lure Johnny Cash to the crime scene.
The gang leader, played by the late great Patrick Swayze, then pulls on the rubber mask of a well known USA President, and jumps out of a plane without a parachute, before blowing someone's head off with a shotgun, and it's up to Johnny Vegas to stop him!
Johnny ends up having a fist fight with Patrick Swayze on a beach in Australia and letting him go so that he can break his neck in a great big tsunami wave heading towards the shore at 500 mph.
A real happy feel good buddy movie.
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