Wednesday 8 July 2009

Back To The Future






One of THE films of the eighties, now something of a cult among film enthusiasts around the globe, the Back To The Future series broke box office records in lots of places.



Starring Michael J Fox as Marty, an eighties teenager without acne and a pickup truck, but loadsa plutoneum, this film was bloody brilliant.



Marty, our hero, has a mentally disturbed friend, who he relies upon to give him a decent education in life, Doc Emmett Brown. Marty also has a girlfriend, who he kisses a lot but never gets to shank.



Doc Brown, however, gets his wicked way with the iranian bomb people. He has invented a way of travelling though time with a silver car, manufactured by deLorean.



The secret ingredient, the flux capasturbactor, enables Marty to go visit his Mum and Dad pre consumption. As a result, his own mother falls in love with marty, leading to some unpleasant scenes which were cut from the final film. Yes she did actually shank him and he is is own dad now. What a calamity.



Marty must rectify the damage, which means a retro-active abortion, which could erase him from existence. Can he save himself without shanking any more of his family?



A roller-coaster thrill trilogy which sees Marty visiting his great Grandmother and shanking her, a must-see for all perverts/prefects and Sun readers.

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