TITANIC

All aboard for an adrenaline fuelled fun trip to New York! This happy story concerns the lives
of some third class citizens as they brave the ocean depths to find lasting love, only to have it snatched from their grasp by fate.

Fate in the shape of a great hulking lump of floating iron with big funnels and lots of expensive furniture.

Jock Dawson, a teenage scruff, played by Leonardo DiCembryo, draws a picture of Kate Winalot, an upper class bit of totty, in the buff only hours after first meeting her. He then steals a priceless item of jewellery and snogs Kate's face off in front of her boyfriend.

Kate and Jock then hide from a sadistic butler in a car in the hold of the ship, and kill some time by working up a hot sweat and steaming up the windows. Unbeknownst to the happy couple, the ship is on a collision course with an ice-berg and their fate is sealed when it crashes headlong into the mid-ocean obstruction.

Inevitably the ship begins to sink and our intrepid couple face a race against time to find the results of the 'who could spit the furthest competition', located in the captains' cabin.

Lots of fear and panic and people running around screaming.. I enjoyed this film very much.

Look out for the extended uncut version in which the ship stays afloat and our heroes are airlifted to safety in a sopwith camel.