Saturday 11 July 2009

TRUE LIES


Arnie hit the screens big style with this secret agent adventure. He starts by dancing with a chinese slapper and downloading an arabic song from iTunes and then blowing up people in the snow. Then he goes home and gives his daughter a touristy present and tells his wife, played by Jamie Lee Curtis, aload of bollox about being at a computer conference.

After beating some more arabs up in the toilet he then finds out that his wife is flirting with that bloke out of Aliens.
Arnie and his mates scare the bloke from Alien spitless and leave him in McDonalds in just his underpants.

Then Arnie secretly gets Jamie Lee Curtis to strip for him before he blows up half of Florida with a military airplane.

This film is based on a true (lie) story.



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