Saturday 11 July 2009


Debbie Does Dallas

A firm favourite among schoolboys everywhere, I have been awaiting the release of this film on DVD, but my local Tesco refuses to stock it, or even tell me the release date.

With a storyline as simple as it gets, our heroine Deborah goes to Thomas Cock and embarks on a 'big package' holiday to Dallas, Texas, where Kennedy was shot and she has lots of encounters with some naked fellows.

There follows about 2 hours worth of grunting and moaning as she throws herself at anything with a pulse and we get to see some lovely 70's furniture and long point collars which reach the floor. The music score is also a plus, as it is now so rare you only get to hear it in elevators and Indian restaurants.

Gadget fans will love this movie, particularly those with a fondness of the deluxe vibro-matic IV with strimmer attachment and rubber glove, for the more discerning weirdo. (available from the VIAGRAL gift shop $9.99)

A must for hardened cinema-goers.



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